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thecolorofspazztasticness: But guys, I don’t think you understand how much I HAAAATE the term “partner.” Like, “Yeah, I like a girl, and like to hug and talk to and snuggle with and kiss her like a boy would. She would be his girlfriend/wife but she’s my…. ‘partner.’” What, is that like a reserved title? Or, “Sure, I like a boy. He and I like to snuggle and watch movies and blog together and...
May 25th
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and now I must leave you all to watch The Death of Doctor Who (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
May 25th
nanalew: toldyouamilliontimes: blogathan: idea for classroom icebreaker: let wild squirrel loose pretty sure Gilderoy Lockhart tried that with Cornish Pixies. And the three kids left standing went on to defeat the Dark Lord. Successful bonding method? I think so.
May 25th
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nickiyuuup: People are far too concerned with the sexual orientation of people they aren’t having sex with.
May 25th
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haemus: skittlesndrpepper: craigmothertucker: so my 16 year old brother made himself a balloon son and kept a photo album of their day together here it is Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my boyfriend and his outstanding level of maturity. I want to have a bf just like that
May 25th
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May 24th
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I THOUGHT IT WAS SATURDAY
May 24th
draconisblog: tumbledore-: The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun. At first I was all: Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard. But then I was all like: GENIUS! PURE...
May 24th
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ughhhhh senior portrait on the 20th I’m going to puke
May 24th
I swear there was 41 more episodes just the other day, now there’s only four left
May 24th
far-from-the-norm replied to your post: I like summer because I have time to watch a… ahahah samez. but you should totally walk bare foot over again :) at 9pm because any other time is absurd lol
May 24th
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I like summer because I have time to watch a million episodes in a day and also read 100-300 pages a day °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖° it distracts from the fact that my friends ignore my existence (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
May 24th
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gildedwildebeest: thatwhoviansynesthete: wearejohnlocked: hungarian: do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards how do you hashtag ??????
May 24th
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poopflow: doing everything for your friends and putting them first and they still end up abandoning you (✿◠‿◠)
May 23rd
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morristibbs: IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE
May 23rd
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so in student aid I found a catalog to order art supplies from Dick Blick and there were aerial views of open paint jars and I thought that they were condoms
May 23rd
I’m paranoid to the point where I want to punch myself in the face…like even if people tell me they enjoy my company, invite me places, and happily start conversations with me, I will still be 700% convinced that I am a waste of their time and that they secretly hate me and are talking to me only because they feel they have to
May 23rd
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ronaldreagay: started from the bottom and i’ve managed to get worse
May 23rd
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danimansutti: really nothing nicer than someone saying “saw this and thought of you”
May 23rd
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thedramaticsneeze: hoshigumayuugi: i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early YOU  PUT THIS IN WORDS
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clubbedsoda: “you’re denying it so it must be true!” NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER
May 23rd
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you-got-lokid: PEOPLE CAN DO WHATEVER THEY WANT TO THEIR BODYS IF THEY DON’T WANT TO SHAVE THATS FINE IF THEY WANT TO BE COVERED IN TATTOOS AND PIERCINGS THATS FINE IF THEY WANT TO HAVE UNNATURAL HAIR COLOUR THATS FINE IF THEY DON’T WANT TO BE THIN  THATS FINE IF THEY DON’T WANT TO BE BIG THAT’S FINE EVERYONE CAN DO WHATEVER THEY WANT TO THEIR BODYS AND NO ONE, NO ONE HAS A RIGHT TO...
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I’m such a horrible person ugh I shouldn’t have said that
May 23rd
Last night, a stuffed unicorn was thrown onstage.
Josh: It's dark, I can't see. But I fuckin' know that was you, Brennan.
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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my friend asked me which of two things looked more like a fan and I said “you” and he hit me ;-;
May 23rd
greatwhiteprivilege: don’t pretend to like me if you don’t don’t pretend to be my friend if you don’t like me don’t pretend you miss me if you don’t don’t don’t don’t
May 22nd
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